The Apple Watch is designed to WATCH YOU!
It will watch your heart rate.
It will watch your every physical movement and exercise (if any). I’m sure your insurer wants to know all that.
It will monitor your GPS position.
It stores your credit cards, for easy and convenient hacking.
It will send your biometric identity (fingerprint) to the NSA and FBI, to enable you to be placed at any crime scene, all coroborated by your own constant GPS.
Now people will have even fewer reasons to be present in the moment, with actual people in the same room. Now they’ll be watching the iPhone AND the Watcher.
That brings up a better name. It’s really the Apple Watcher. Watchers, in the Book of Enoch, are basically devils, fallen angels.
Amateur spies can use the watch’s remote camera to see what the iPhone sees, maybe hidden in another room?
It is a wearable, networked peripheral, wirelessly connected to the NSA device known as your iPhone.
It will also watch you wreck your car because you’re watching the watch instead of watching the road.
Eventually, will there be new laws about not fussing with the Watch while driving? I see billboards, and ads of the future: “Don’t Watch the Watch!”
By the way, it also tells time.